Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML
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Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
Today, I spent an hour trying to figure out why my laptop wouldn't charge. I restarted it three times, watched two tutorials, and almost ordered a new charger until I realized that the actual charger wasn't plugged into the wall. FML
Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML
Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML
Today, I fell down concrete stairs trying to plug my computer into an outlet. I now have a twisted ankle, scrape on my elbow and a huge scratch across my laptop. The best part? The outlet wasn't even working. FML
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
Today, I tried to charge my phone at school by removing the socket for the fan. All the computers in the room turned off. I accidentally removed the power cables for the computers and got suspended. FML
Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML
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kawigurl 0
dumbass ydi hope it jolted something in ur brain that awakens the common sense area...
perdix 31
Hopefully, your Darwin Award will come along with a cash prize so you can buy a new charger. It won't be enough to buy you some common sense, though, but that might take you out of the running for bigger Darwin Awards. Sadly, the big money is only given out posthumously.
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Hopersz 0
OP I had the same thing happen in my case. I forgot to unplug the charger from the laptop and when I removed the cord from the wall I got shocked, electrical shock. Now my laptop doesnt work and is being repaired. OP I can tell you right now your gonna need fixing on your laptop and soon. I took mine to Geek Squad and they said it was Electrical Shock as well. Get it looked at before its to late and GL
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for trying to fix it yourself. If it's really broken, take it in and have someone fix it or just buy a new one.
nomudkips 4
If you broke something off you might be able to solder it back on, but for ****'s sake unplug it this time.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
it's shocking how stupid you are, OP. someone like you ought to be CHARGED with being too stupid to live and given the electric chair. ;)
starile 20
OMG THE ELECTRIC CHAIR IS NOT A JOKE. My uncle Joe Bob done git fried tryin to fix one-a them chairs with his metal tweezers! I guess he forgot to wet it first. RIP, Joe Bob.
ulicksam 0
Just plain stupid. YDI.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Looks like the OP... *puts on sunglasses* ...had a rather shocking experience. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Jimboom 12
I am shocked by your stupidity. Everyone knows you should use a fork when fiddling with electrical sockets and cables!
smashgrab 0
I always use a knife. In the shower.
Zebidee 9
What are you, Norman Bates?
bigdaddy18 0
your dumb dude
ulicksam 0
"you're". and it's not a dude.
smashgrab 0
Jackass.
perdix 31
Hopefully, your Darwin Award will come along with a cash prize so you can buy a new charger. It won't be enough to buy you some common sense, though, but that might take you out of the running for bigger Darwin Awards. Sadly, the big money is only given out posthumously.
Zebidee 9
The trick with awarding money posthumously is to always pay by cheque.