Intimacy: Today, I tried to convince my boyfriend to come over, telling...

By sexyconvo - 25/11/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I tried to convince my boyfriend to come over, telling him it would be "worth his time." He asked, "How?" I said, "Dazzling conversation of course. Just kidding, you'll probably get laid." He replied, "Oh. Well I would if it was for the conversation." FML

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By DreeStahr - 30/09/2016 04:05 - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 05:28 - United States - Lewes

Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML

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By eakthegeek - 10/01/2012 09:36 - United States

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 15:05 - United Kingdom - Eastleigh

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

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By Willow - 17/06/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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By ooook - 16/02/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I'd finished pouring my heart out to him about how much I missed him, and how much I loved him, he looked at me and asked, "So are we gonna do it, or what?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2022 06:00

Today, I tried to seduce my long term boyfriend into doing the deed for about an hour. He didn't even put his phone down. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:43

And then I bet he laughed and came over anyways and you don't have a sense of humor. Also, why are you so upset that your boyfriend would rather have a conversation with you than get laid, if he was serious? Many girls would love to have that.

Fluffy_homan 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:59

today my girlfriend got angry because I respect her and would rather have a conversation than f*ck her. FML

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k43L1 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 6:12

sarcasm? and even so wouldn't you want to be able to have a good convo?

colleGeguRl12 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 7:08

how do u find ur post on here

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 8:45

That was your call to start haggling. Just remember to start low (or in this case high), otherwise you could be going for "talking dirty" and end up with "sexting from separate rooms." @perdix I can't imagine having a "dazzling" conversation with Ann Coulter about anything. More than likely my head would explode and she'd have to pull out her Jesus *****.

ladiesman14 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 11:39

ydi for having body odor issues and a balding head and hair like chewbacca.

danii_s2 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:34

he shud get boyfriend of the year award. obviously loves u for who u are

happyhak 5

Friday 27 November 2009 0:27

YDI

TheMischiefMaker 0

Friday 27 November 2009 4:25

Maybe he meant he wouldve come over anyway, even if it was just for conversation as in..."**** you dont gotta try to throw pussy at me to get me to come to your place."

emelvin 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 19:28

oh my god. totally not an FML , so what hed rahter had a meanigful conversation with you than get laid ? thats not a bad thing . most girls would kill for that kind of relationship