Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
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Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a pineapple. As it turned out, the theme was "tropical", not "tropical fruit". Everyone else was in Hawaiian shirts while I stood there looking fruity. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
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Top comments
skippydoda 32
Why would you go to a costume party if you are going to boycott the theme?
Eyalsh 32
boyocotting by taking part, because logic. ydi.
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Comments (73)
Isa_fml 20
Why even bother showing up, you hipstery douchecanoe?
TooManyShades 9
I don't understand why you'd boycott a theme party...unless you weren't invited...
randome101 12
1 man boycott, not sure how this ended in your head but well played.
genericfmluser 17
I don't think you understand the term "boycott"
limabeans101029 21
Fun-sponge
hegchog12 18
If you are going to boycott something it might be a good idea to learn what the term "boycott" means.
davincidasecond 24
Kinda odd to boycott an 80's themed party in the first place... Is there something I'm missing here?
sNOOBie_fml 24
I attended an 80's party once without dressing up. As long as you enjoy the music and have a good time, that should be all that mattered. FYL for being douchy and YDI for being negative about an 80's party. The music back then was pretty awesome.
KingBobtheThird 16
You don't know what "boycott" means, do you?
jerome72 14
was it sarcasm by chance?