Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy. I looked at the menu and yelled, "Who puts caramel on onions? EW!" I then learned that "caramelized onion" is not caramel covered onions. FML
Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Today, I showed my new haircut to my friends. One of them said, "Wow, it’s brave to try something different." I didn’t realize that "brave" was code for "bad." FML
Today, I unwittingly told the barber, “Do whatever you think looks best.” He got creative. Forty-five minutes later, I walked out with a haircut that made me look like a backup dancer in a 1990s boy band. My girlfriend said, “You're going to have to wear a beanie if you want to walk around with me.” FML
Today, a cute coworker came into the office with a completely new haircut. Instead of complimenting him with, "I like your hair," I said, "I like your head." He backed away slowly and avoided me for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
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Top comments
rhiannahoward14 19
Well, why WAS there an onion on your head?
Rayth 19
Impressing people are overrated just be yourself instead
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Comments (74)
a_nice_guy 18
You must be looked like a dumb... Can't blame that guy
Cebolamole 13
YDI for doing it only to impress a guy. Be true to yourself!
candicorn 23
You do you, girl! As long as you feel confident and like how your hair looks, who cares what anyone else thinks? Just respond with something silly like, "In case I get hungry later."
tormcn 26
I'm guessing your hair was in a top knot. a lot of guys don't like them. A top knot does look like an onion in your head.
KVYLV 16
WELL AT LEAST HE NOTICED . . . EH.
Ashsmileey 4
Okay but my question is...what type of hair style are you trying that could be mistaken for an onion....
jhkSBdfkj 16
Plot twist: somebody put an onion on your head and you never noticed
seriouslygrowup 11
If the guy you were trying to impress was gay, perhaps you'd get a better comment. Guys aren't impressed by how your hair looks. ****'n'ass
imyourpoison 10
haha well this what you get for trying to impress someone by changing yourself
famoose 7
guys it's okay to try and get your crushes attention. I mean you shouldn't do anything stupid but a cute top or nice hair isn't "changing" yourself. if she lied or did something she hated to get her crush to notice her, that'd be bad. y'all need to chill