Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I looked at the menu and yelled, "Who puts caramel on onions? EW!" I then learned that "caramelized onion" is not caramel covered onions. FML
Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Today, I showed my new haircut to my friends. One of them said, "Wow, it’s brave to try something different." I didn’t realize that "brave" was code for "bad." FML
Today, I unwittingly told the barber, “Do whatever you think looks best.” He got creative. Forty-five minutes later, I walked out with a haircut that made me look like a backup dancer in a 1990s boy band. My girlfriend said, “You're going to have to wear a beanie if you want to walk around with me.” FML
Today, a cute coworker came into the office with a completely new haircut. Instead of complimenting him with, "I like your hair," I said, "I like your head." He backed away slowly and avoided me for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
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Top comments
rhiannahoward14 19
Well, why WAS there an onion on your head?
Rayth 19
Impressing people are overrated just be yourself instead
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Comments (74)
ShadowGenius 12
As a guy, I can say that anything other than a pony tail or down is too much for me to comprehend.
dakatabg 31
Someone who has no clue
FitFriday 32
She is an onion head now, don't worry it will "grow" out
jqmalang 17
I ask you the same damn question.
Mynamewontfi 40
You've got a better chance at impressing a guy by being yourself. To be honest, I don't understand how someone can get impressed by another persons haircut. Does it go like" hey, your barber gave you a new haircut and you've managed to have a face that fits the haircut! I'm impressed."?
tishtashbat 16
Guys are often not that bothered/don't even notice things like hairstyles or makeup changing. They tend to look at your overall appearance rather than little details... So I wouldn't bother trying to impress a guy like that. Also its more important to be yourself! :)
cryssycakesx3 23
well this guy obviously noticed her hairstyle...
DoomSkuller 28
Gay guys notice the details
joshi42 16
So, what was the answer yo his question, Chippolino?
gracehi 33
"It's for you, baby. It's all for you."
SystemofaBlink41 27
I'm trying to remember a hairstyle that resembles an onion...
Izabushel 65
I'm thinking it may be some kind of elaborate sectional plait that has been incorporated around a bun. Something like a rosebud braid or lace braid or rope twisted pinwheel braid. And I do realise that this description will mean nothing to most men.
smokecloud_ 37
I'm a chick and that all went over my head.
Izabushel 65
Hair styles generally do go over a persons head. OK that was bad and I feel bad. Will make an edit. Edit: Unless you are crazy into hairstyles, the description of the different styles of hair buns will mean nothing to most people. Fancy hair buns are generally for kids and people who have too much time on their hands. No one will really notice them unless they resemble some kind of vegetable or the person noticing them is crazy into hairstyles as well and therefore may also be wearing a hair bun resembling some kind of vegetable.
cryssycakesx3 23
to answer your question #22, "a bun"
gordjess1 19
This just doesn't make any sense. Please elaborate.
gordjess1 19
It'd be nice if my whole comment went through. It was meant to say please elaborate. It'd be nice to know how it resembled an onion but I'm sure it didn't.