Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy. I looked at the menu and yelled, "Who puts caramel on onions? EW!" I then learned that "caramelized onion" is not caramel covered onions. FML
Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Today, I showed my new haircut to my friends. One of them said, "Wow, it’s brave to try something different." I didn’t realize that "brave" was code for "bad." FML
Today, I unwittingly told the barber, “Do whatever you think looks best.” He got creative. Forty-five minutes later, I walked out with a haircut that made me look like a backup dancer in a 1990s boy band. My girlfriend said, “You're going to have to wear a beanie if you want to walk around with me.” FML
Today, a cute coworker came into the office with a completely new haircut. Instead of complimenting him with, "I like your hair," I said, "I like your head." He backed away slowly and avoided me for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
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rhiannahoward14 19
Well, why WAS there an onion on your head?
Rayth 19
Impressing people are overrated just be yourself instead
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WOTAN1488 24
Be yourself.
B1ackthesun 31
Now all I can think about is grandpa Simpson. "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."
potato63 10
Maybe your hairstyle was bad, and he didn't like it
ohSNAPyall 27
"Dumpling Head!"
accidentalsheep 24
I'm curious as to what the hairstyle was if it supposedly looks like an onion
itssnotfunny 24
It's a bob with highlights and bangs. My teacher had that haircut.
iRambo 12
Did you get the tears?
colvindj 22
that onion cut haha
Izabushel 65
OP, I have hip length hair, and asked several male friends what men like with women's hair because I'm sick of it and wanted to surprise my husband. Almost every one said they liked hair just past the shoulders and the style they like most is a plain pony tail. So OP, try putting it up in a pony tail, that seems to make a lot of men happy.
Izabushel 65
BUT! Do what makes you happy, that is the most important thing. No point in having perfect hair, makeup and clothes if you are uncomfortable. Being happy and confident yourself is very attractive in both men and women.
ephraim11 6
what hairstyle
LevyLove 17
I am sincerely very curious as to what kind of hair style it was! I'm imagining a kind of complex bun updo maybe? Anyway, I'm sure you looked great! Most guys don't really care too much about hairstyles anyway so don't take it too hard. And also, I've always been jealous of how skilled some girls are with their hair! I always look ridiculous when I try, even when watching tutorials on YouTube lol.