Kids: Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public...

By Teach - 31/03/2015 07:40 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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Let it all out

By HateCelebz - 26/08/2023 00:02

Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. i swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML

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By Countdown has begun - 16/05/2019 12:58

Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML

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By poolboy - 14/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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Cute

By benjo - 06/08/2013 18:07 - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:32

Silver linings OP - At least you didn't have to pick it up!

archnarquibquib 21

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:36

That's absolutely disgusting. I dry heaved reading that.

Comments

white_terrorist 5

Tuesday 31 March 2015 21:47

Gross.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 31 March 2015 21:58

Well, at least she didn't intentionally crap in the shower. Just pray she washed her hands though.

dc2fresh 15

Tuesday 31 March 2015 22:35

how is that an fyl

72alezis838 7

Wednesday 1 April 2015 4:23

Thank God you didnt have to do it. That shit would have stunk. Legit.

p36288 17

Wednesday 1 April 2015 5:26

It didn't diffuse in the water?

dakotaabriannee 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 6:00

That's shitty.

Mooglefox 23

Wednesday 1 April 2015 7:07

I would have told her to get lots of soap and wash her hands in very warm water for five minutes

ZombieSazza 34

Wednesday 1 April 2015 7:24

Poop in the shower guy has a child... Poop in the shower girl...

Izabushel 65

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:11

Now if FML could reverse the process, it might make reading some of the submissions for moderating a little easier! Very impressed.

Izabushel 65

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:12

I'm such an idiot. All day I have been fretting that my 'likes' had dropped. Even though I had the badge, it's still nice to know how many people had taken the time to like my page. It's back to normal now, it was April Fools as well!