Today, I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself, I decided to bake some cookies. After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
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Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML
Today, I went to interview with potential new roommates at a cooperative living house. I decided to bake cookies for everyone, and while touring the house, I forgot about the cookies and set off a small oven fire. All this after professing how responsible I am. FML
Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I was making some scrambled eggs. I had the eggs in a pan, stirring for about ten minutes, before I realised that the eggs were cooking very slow. I tried to figure out what was wrong for another few minutes before my grandma pointed out to me that the oven wasn't turned on. FML
Today, I’m learning to cook and invited friends over to prove I’m improving. I timed everything perfectly… or so I thought. I realized I’d never actually turned the oven on. We stood around a beautifully plated tray of room-temperature lasagna while I said, “It just needs… a bit more time.” Two hours later, we ordered pizza. FML
Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML
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m4nduh 7
Everyone makes dumb mistakes. Unfortunately, it was your turn.
Fluffydemise 18
Clearly you are of such supreme intelligence that the little things, such as turning the oven on, do not trouble you nor disturb your state of elevated thought. It's ok, your probably a genius.
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Comments (140)
Teyros 24
Well, better to forget about turning it on then burning them ;). Simple mistake OP.
jnchristensen 8
Average just doesn't count for as much as it used to, sadly.
WizardJeremy 13
You found out you have high IQ and now you're baking cookies??? What next, "let's build a rocket ship with play dough"
loke31 2
fml just doesnt mean what it used to mean anymore, does it? Yeah, your life sucks, you accidentally wasted 30 minutes.
Sentrylegend 3
This reminds me of when we made robots in school I made mine and my friends watched me set it up and when I pressed power it did nothing until I found out I didn't program it...
Geary519 20
u cheat a lil bit on ur test?
LoneBooker88 16
you must have cheated on the test :P
hello_hola 3
just a mistake don't worry about
KBurns207 17
Proof that just because you're smart on paper doesn't mean you're smart in the real world. I know too many people who have straight A's, but can't keep a conversation going to save their lives. It's annoying.
bluefairy_fml 24
Not being able to keep a conversation has nothing to do with intelligence. People skills is something completely different. Also, OP, forgetting things (like turning the oven on) has nothing to do with intelligence either.
The_9th_Doctor 18
you know online IQ tests are all fake right?