Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
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Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I was hanging with my mates when we found an old pregnancy test. Since I’m a guy, we thought it’d be hilarious if I took it. It came out positive, so we were roaring with laughter. That is, until someone looked up why. Turns out, I might have cancer. FML
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML
Today, my wife told me she’s pregnant and we went through the whole range of emotions together, surprise, happiness, tears, anger, acceptance, you name it. An hour later she said she wanted to save the pregnancy test for memories. Guess she forgot her glasses, it very clearly says NOT pregnant. FML
Today, after feeling down due to another negative pregnancy test after my hubby and I have been trying for over a year, my mom insisted I come to a BBQ to "cheer me up." I get there and what do I see? Blue and pink balloons. My sister was announcing her pregnancy. My mom got pissed at me when I walked out. FML
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chris_42 11
Try to look on the positive side here, at least you're not pregnant.
DomDomxoxo 16
Well, at least you know not to have intercourse in the next days!
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Carmstro 13
OP, your username really says it all.
hellproof023 6
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Ydi for being in a position at all where you cry over the results of something that could happen with your choices... If you're not ready to be pregnant.. Don't have sex.. And if you live with your mom in any way or form you are obviously not ready. If you are not responsible enough to have kids or take the chance then you aren't responsible enough to be having sex.
lilhellian 27
27 Times are hard, look back at the FML were the guy who was getting married had to move back in.
maimengming 10
It could also be that she wanted to be pregnant. She may have gone to her mom's to take the test and share the moment. That's something my sisters would do.
eggmarie 25
You're the type of person that really irks me. No matter if you like it or not, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX. Its human instinct. Yes, some people are dumb and don't use protection. But how do you know OP isn't in a committed relationship? How do you know she ISN'T married and just isn't ready for kids? How do you know she didn't use birth control? It isn't 100% effective. How do you know she lives with her mom? She could have been visiting. And if she does, how do you know it's not because she's fallen on hard times? Stop assuming things because it makes you look ridiculously ignorant.
Kooppliii 8
Maybe it was a cry of happiness?
michaelarenee15 3
How do you know she wasn't trying and crying tears of joy? You not what they say about assuming...(;
newbiehere99 6
Assume: make an ass of you and me ... Right, but what if your comment only makes and ass of you? Assu?
hellproof023 6
Maybe I'm assuming but the way the FML was presented it sounded more like she was upset
thecrapblog 8
It makes an ass out of you and me! My big sister once thought it would be funny to tell me what it was on the Easter that is before us...
oceanbeauty 17
I think she was crying because she was sad, not happy. Her mom laughed at her for making the mistake. I don't think a mother would laugh at her daughter if she was trying to get pregnant and found out she wasn't.
FlyingPie 17
I'd say you had some egg on your face.
outoftown 27
I'd say she has the egg moving down her fallopian tube.
FlyingPie 17
I don't know if you are being sarcastic or if you've actually never heard the phrase "egg on your face".
jelly713 19
OP, how did you end up taking an ovulation test instead of a pregnancy test? Did you mix up the ovulation test with a pregnancy test because your trying to get pregnant? Or did you grab the ovulation test by mistake when you were in a rush to get a pregnancy test?
unknown_user5566 27
If you can't tell the difference between the two tests, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be having sex in the first place (assuming you're young of course).
wanderingshopper 13
Learn to read!
izzy7 11
I have two problems with this. First, if you're still living with your mother you're either too young to be reproducing, or not financially responsible enough to be supporting yourself, much less a child, and second, I understand mistakes happen, but if you're too stupid to be able to read the packaging you probably shouldn't be reproducing at all for the sake of the human gene pool.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
She said she showed her mother. There's nothing in the FML that suggests they still LIVE together.
CharresBarkrey 16
62 is right. I go to my mother for all sorts of advice, a lot of people do. But I don't live with her.
the_true_batman 10
I think she was happy about being pregnant. If she was upset about being pregnant I can imagine she'd tell her mom, but why show her the test? Showing someone the test seems like something you do when you're happy. The laughing fits better too. The mother probably would be upset that her daughter is having sex if her being pregnant was so bad that she would cry. The crying out of being upset would make sense if the daughter was 14 or something. I don't think the mom would laugh in that case.
CharresBarkrey 16
Why would the mom laugh at her daughter not being pregnant when she's trying to get pregnant? It sounds the other way around.
BlowinChronic 18
She's laughing because OP took the wrong test.
CharresBarkrey 16
81 - Yes, but if she's ovulating, she's not pregnant. The mom should know this.
PyroAngel1821 13
Actually an ovulation test can come up positive if pregnant
lalapookie 3
taking an ovulation test while pregnant will give a positive result. since you are taking a pregnancy test i will assume your period is late... most people ovulate within 2 or 3 weeks of getting their period. so i would say, odds are, you are pregnant
Enslaved 38
Holy Hell! Google says you're right. OP is most likely pregnant.