Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
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Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I was hanging with my mates when we found an old pregnancy test. Since I’m a guy, we thought it’d be hilarious if I took it. It came out positive, so we were roaring with laughter. That is, until someone looked up why. Turns out, I might have cancer. FML
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML
Today, my wife told me she’s pregnant and we went through the whole range of emotions together, surprise, happiness, tears, anger, acceptance, you name it. An hour later she said she wanted to save the pregnancy test for memories. Guess she forgot her glasses, it very clearly says NOT pregnant. FML
Today, after feeling down due to another negative pregnancy test after my hubby and I have been trying for over a year, my mom insisted I come to a BBQ to "cheer me up." I get there and what do I see? Blue and pink balloons. My sister was announcing her pregnancy. My mom got pissed at me when I walked out. FML
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Top comments
chris_42 11
Try to look on the positive side here, at least you're not pregnant.
DomDomxoxo 16
Well, at least you know not to have intercourse in the next days!
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Comments (150)
thecrapblog 8
How did you get them mixed up in the first place anyway? You aren't the brightest bulb that I have ever seen... Not that I have seen you before but it's a metaphor...
Tessy7 9
Lol looking at the other comments I see?
tj5810 21
I like your moms style.
ocramavaf 15
well thank the ******* lord for that, otherwise it could have been another blow to evolution
ElleYW 10
You should not procreate
gregkingsley 4
Three points sum it up. 1. be glad your not pregnant. 2. Your dumb 3. Your mom now knows your having unprotective sex.
aznpink7 9
Oh the irony. It's "You're* dumb" sweetie. You just got it wrong in every sentence. Nice try.
chick92282 15
You used the wrong form of "your," should've been "you're." Also, that's "unprotected," not "unprotective." Perhaps if you focused more on your own faults and less on other people's perceived faults you'd be both happier and smarter. Since she had an ovulation test, my assumption is that OP is trying to get pregnant, and I'd bet her mom is okay with it.
LadyGore 12
If you can't read the difference between pregnancy test and and ovulation test, you are not old enough to have sex.
Alyssa5206 1
not the brightest bulp on the tree r ya? lol
mlandon98 1
if you had a sliver of morality, you would not have sex and be upset about pregnancy
Phoenix924 0
Ovulation tests can also detect pregnancy.
FizzyApple 3
Eww, I hate it when mothers and daughters are super close and share everything.
hannnahmarie 14
Why do you hate it, and how is it 'ew'? I'm very close with my mom, and we share lots of stuff, she's like my best friend. There's nothing wrong with being close with your daughter or mother, it's quite healthy actually.
hannnahmarie 14
And judging by your comment, you're probably not close with your mother.