Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
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Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I was hanging with my mates when we found an old pregnancy test. Since I’m a guy, we thought it’d be hilarious if I took it. It came out positive, so we were roaring with laughter. That is, until someone looked up why. Turns out, I might have cancer. FML
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML
Today, my wife told me she’s pregnant and we went through the whole range of emotions together, surprise, happiness, tears, anger, acceptance, you name it. An hour later she said she wanted to save the pregnancy test for memories. Guess she forgot her glasses, it very clearly says NOT pregnant. FML
Today, after feeling down due to another negative pregnancy test after my hubby and I have been trying for over a year, my mom insisted I come to a BBQ to "cheer me up." I get there and what do I see? Blue and pink balloons. My sister was announcing her pregnancy. My mom got pissed at me when I walked out. FML
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Top comments
chris_42 11
Try to look on the positive side here, at least you're not pregnant.
DomDomxoxo 16
Well, at least you know not to have intercourse in the next days!
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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
A baby should be a gift, not a burden.
Fuhkyoo 17
gonna go off topic here and i need opinions, but ive noticed that people make accounts specifically for their fmls. does this mean that anonymous is just an account that floods the site with fake fmls? cause ive tried to post in the past and it tells me i need an account, which doesnt make sense since if i cant post anonymously, i dont see why anyone else would be able to. so yeah. thats about it.
AtomicRebirth 11
You should probably read the box next time you buy a "pregnancy" test.
Chel2010 10
I've had a couple of scares before, and the boxes that the pregnancy tests cone in look exactly the same as the pregnancy tests, so if OP was in a hurry it would make sense on how to get confused. However, I guess next time read the box carefully before you buy it?
Chel2010 10
Whoops *ovulation tests. Herp deep on my typing xp
kemnet 7
Dont breath out you...you might still be pregnant
momogal 22
To be fair, those things look like exactly like a pregnancy test when out of the box.
BFMV1225 7
You got lucky. Either stop opening your legs so easily or use protection.
deadlydeathhound 3
If you can't tell the difference between a ovulation test and pregnancy test it's a good thing your not pregnant
etiab 5
Well you shouldn't have to take a preggo test if you live with your mom
kemnet 7
how'd you deduce she lives with her mom, lets hope you still live with yours
charvisioku 22
Why not? People who live with their parents are still allowed to have sex. It's not unheard of for people to get an unnecessary pregnancy scare and take a test just to be sure. Plus, there's no reason (that I can see, at least) to think OP lives with her parents.
emh86 14
Hehehe woops!