Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I replaced the battery in a closet’s electronic keypad door lock, and I accidentally locked myself inside. My family was traveling, so I had to call a neighbor. He got me out, but took pictures and posted them to social media. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML
Today, I remember that I changed my phone lock password when I was still half asleep this morning, but I don't remember what I changed it to. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML
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Top comments
arano 29
Should've gotten a key lock instead. Although you probably would've just locked that in there too. Good job, OP.
Tripartita 45
People don't normally go to gyms expecting to get a mental workout; you're really making every dollar of your membership count, OP.
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Comments (60)
warrenhoward42 20
5-7 Times in your head and you won't ever forget it.
anarchymaniac 22
You should've written it down for be in
Calibeauty_ 13
Lol
Fadioli 4
You might wanna just buy a bolt cutter, that way you don't ever have to worry about remembering a combination. Just keep keep buying new locks. Now that's smart thinking right there ;) LOL
KreAtor_O 7
I had a similar problem.. Kinda... So today for some reason we had a substitute and they had no idea how to turn the light on in the lockeroom apparently.. So we had to use our flashlights on our phones. And when we came back from the pe exercises we realized we locked our phones in our lockers so we couldn't open our locks because we had no lights. (Mind you our school is retarded and made the lights only able to be turned on with a special key)
Lilo4life 26
How did you exit the locker room without your phone lights?
wishfulthinks 19
They needed the lights to see the locker combinations.
wonandonly 11
Why are there so many YDIs when all of the comments that are admonishing his actions are being downvoted?
Paws_Cat 29
You could have written it down and put it in your pocket, or shoe.
wishfulthinks 19
10/10 for effort, 2 for execution.
Badkarma4u 17
Dropbox or Google drive.
smirnoff1589 9
Woops. That's a fail!