Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
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Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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Cinn_fml 22
Wow, are some mum's really this protective of their children? Maybe she knows something about the girl you don't? Or maybe your age has something to do with this?
todayiwroteafml 0
Oooh. Awkward for everyone.
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Comments (100)
jules8 0
How old are you? 12? Your mom wouldn't have to follow you unless your still a kid.
jakii_ 0
what ousses ne off us that she let OP out of the house, only to follow him wtf
kittykat1501 31
english, please. now, what were you trying to say?
trumpet27 1
no......parents should never follow their kids to dates. Ever.
smiley_ily 0
wow, I wonder what she'll do if she sees you do something else...
mike3775 36
I would never do that to my kids, but in a way I wish I had, then I wouldn't have a grandson coming in 2 months thanks to my 16 yr old son
twotimes 0
someone has little ground to stand on
Cinn_fml 22
Haven't the moderators dealt with you yet?
Honesty4U 0
I would put what twotimes said, but that doesn't need to be on here two times.
BadKitty13 28
MOMMMMMMYYYY !!!!! OMG GROW UP !!!
perdix 29
That's why you need to see moves at the Cineplex and not the Oedipus Complex! Sure, they use real butter on the popcorn just like Momma does, but every seat has its view obstructed by an impenetrable web of apron strings!
Senseless_487 29
Now that…that's just pure win.
TheNewGuy03 28
in the oedipus complex, momma *is* the butter on the popcorn. |the kid|
CougeeSwagg 19
Omg! This comment: Such funny, much psychology, so win.
icertainlysuck 0
U need to smack a bitch... and i don't mean ur date.
staciieee_x3 0
That. Is. Crazy! Assuming you're a bit older, that's pretty overprotective, lol. But then again, maybe OP is like 12 or something?
Frenchtony 17
"even Jesus will never forgive what you do"
Peacemaker9 7
wow your moms a stalker!!!!!
HahaXlmao 0
wow ur mom needed to learn not to spoil romantic moments and not embarrass u like that wow Thats sad