Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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Top comments
Haelous 0
Deserved. Asking loaded questions makes you seem like a douchecanoe. They're a red flag to guys.
MrSaturn 0
Awww he didn't validate you?
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Comments (30)
Immatheprez 0
How would he know???
alinka_fml 0
ydi for trying to fish for compliments.
katietemples10 0
I'm not understanding how that's soo horrible!?
writergirl23 19
Doesnt that mean you're prettier than your sister?? :)
bethanyjk 0
Honestyy.
ema_stonez 19
stop comparing yourself with your sister!
TheOreoCream 1
YDI, girls that fish for compliments are annoying as hell
booterus 20
Stop fishing for compliments
fmlsams 27
Does it matter if your sister is prettier? Clearly your boyfriend is with you, not her.
peterblackmer91 12
Stop fishing for compliments.