Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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Top comments
Haelous 0
Deserved. Asking loaded questions makes you seem like a douchecanoe. They're a red flag to guys.
MrSaturn 0
Awww he didn't validate you?
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Comments (30)
Aeth_fml 0
If you genuinely think your sister is prettier than you, would you prefer he lied? Or were you lying when you said you thought she was prettier, in order to get a compliment from him? Methinks you were fishing. Fail. I'm quite happy that my sister is the pretty one...however I also managed to hit 21 without a divorce behind me, so hey!
thehen554 0
so....he was agreeing with you? I would rather be in an honest relationship that a bs relationship with someone who lied to me to make me feel better.
bty245 0
he gave you an honest answer, not his fault ur insecure, or made the initial statement in the first place, idiot.
OreJen 0
Hey, my sister is prettier than me. I admit it. She takes after my Mom's Irish side of the family and I take after Dad's German side of the family. She was told as a teenager that she should try to be a model. Let's just say that I have never heard ANYONE say that to me, ever. You can't let that get you down, OP. As long as your man is sleeping with YOU and not hankering to be with your sister, then you have to let it go.
Boygenius50 8
Hahahaha totally YDI for fishing for compliments it drives me NUTS when chicks do that!
_devilsadvocate_ 0
If women didn't have vaginas, they would've been extinct a long time ago. Conclusion me and a few friends have come up with. (including one girl, who agreed with us completely)
urielxxx 0
*****
couny343 1
what more do you want he's agreeing with you stop fishing
confusey 2
Stop trying to fish for compliments
movingtarget_fml 4
every good relationship is founded on lies