tooearly
United States
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Anonymous
United States
Happy new year
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
cloudberry
Astoria, United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Shawna
United States
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
nobffs
United States
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
thissucks
United States
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
BoomHeadshot
Australia
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Top comments
kjcamaro3 5
Just say she didn't specify a time zone. Hawaii has midnight too
chels1994 11
And not a minute later.
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Mea022796 2
Where's the fun in that!!
iamabamf 17
Tell her that you're not coming home until next year.
37vipers 0
My parents told me the same thing so I came home at 8 am drunk off my ass
vb68_fml 28
Whatever...omg !!!
GoW_Chick 15
So while everyone was counting down and having a good time you were rushing home so you wouldn't start the new year in trouble, well at least you got to go to the party.
astwil 6
wtf?
jordanluvsgreenz 0
Yeah? Well my dad and his gf did the same thing accept stayed out later than midnight.
ChelseaKW1391 0
I went with my fiance to his moms for new years, I had to be home by eleven too. fml
bubo_fml 11
"No problem Ma, I just maybe a year late! Love Ya!!"
MaloPero 4
Listen to your mother, if you don't, you could be turned in a pumpkin..or something like that?:)