By tooearly - 01/01/2012 08:31 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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kjcamaro3 5

Just say she didn't specify a time zone. Hawaii has midnight too

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chels1994 11

And not a minute later.

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jadenation 3

Maybe you should have came home at 12:00 hawaii time like someone else said

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Llama_Face89 33

That was completely pointless...

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

63 - Your comment was completely pointless. Maybe you should have said that op should have came home at 12:00 Hawaii time like someone else said, like someone else said.

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Llamacod 11

Maybe you should come home at 12: 00 hawaii time like someone else said, like someone else said, like someone else should've said. :)

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GODert 8

Ya just drop people it's pointless and stupid.

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Llamassss 21

Just drop people?!?!?!

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rexdog7 5

At least you got to go out at all

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Yeah! Or your car will turn into a pumpkin! To your mom: party pooper! And now let us sing auld Lang syne!

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hanhanjr 0

What? Do you even know what auld yang syne means?

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notsorandomguy 18

That's when you say "sure mom!" with a smile, and get home at 08:00 and blame it on the trains belng too crowded ;)

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ImSoEffedUp 10

Lmao.... Curfew...? How old r u....?

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soccerguy2 11

obviously a teenager. why do you type like a 12 year old girl?

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

24 - Your username really suits you, doesn't it?

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AdamBasebal69 0

His user name should be I'mgettingeffedupthebutt instead of I'msoeffedup.

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Llamacod 11

No, lets keep it similar. It should be : imsogettingeffedupthebutt

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ImSoEffedUp 10

SoccerGuy or is that SoccerGay....?

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tacobandit 0

Lol fyl and your mom doesn't seem to understand what a new year's party is...

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flockz 19

i don't think you're qualified to judge anyone's stitch work. next time leave the seam judging for true professionals.

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lindseykcool 6

when I read 24's profile, I read, "I'm a 24 year old girl from Donkey Kong."

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lindseykcool 6

What does DK stand for? Donkey Kong is the only thing I could think of with that abbreviation. :)

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flockz 19

maybe Denmark? i mean her location says she lives in Denmark.

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Llamacod 11

Thanks lindsey, for showing your ignorance

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JulieMarie87 7

It does stand for Denmark, but sometimes it can feel like Donkey kong land ;) #39: I didn't mean to offend, but it does seam strict unless OP is in his early teens. I'm sorry if I stepped on some toes, but I have the right to my opinion like any other user on here.

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flockz 19

it.was.a.joke. you know what nevermind, i was completely serious.

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lindseykcool 6

I'm using my phone. it doesn't show her location. thank you for not considering that I may not have an iPhone or am using a computer.

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SobrietyKills 14

100 - so far all of your comments have been pointless jsyk

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bobbycorwen 5

How did that go so far over your head, JulieMarie87?

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