Miscellaneous: Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger....

By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Marteeny - 09/06/2016 03:14

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

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By shorty - 13/02/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City

Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML

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Spencer_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:59

Nothign's wrong with a full figured woman with big boobs ;D.

DragonPorn 15

Friday 23 May 2014 23:20

What the **** is wrong with you? FML is not for hooking up

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Lanni 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:35

BBW's are sexy, if you wanna, e-mail me [email protected]

DragonPorn 15

Friday 23 May 2014 23:20

What the **** is wrong with you? FML is not for hooking up

silasnolastname 7

Sunday 25 May 2014 5:32

OK dragonporn

resawins 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:24

my mom said the SAME EXACT thing to me.

iluvscho 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:23

wow u should be excited about that!!!!!!!!!

Drown_Angel 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:47

Meany, she could have said it in other words if she really meant to say you need to lose weight.

cheese1756 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:08

I think we should all make fun of #29 (thisguy). Who seconds that motion?

somethingawesome 9

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:45

Jeez, your mom is rude.

awesomeperson 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:49

#37-i second this motion!

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:28

Well, that is what happens... Nothing wrong with bigger boobs though.

21icefox 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 17:40

u deserve cause u should be happy w/ yourself but that probably not true cause I'm 190 somthing and I have small boobs.

Darxx 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 14:16

Why the FU*K do you do something like that anyway?

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