Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
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ReyEr9412 0
Was she in a coma?
MiniJenny_fml 0
Wow! Did she miss the wedding?
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Comments (204)
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Nope. You're just one more moron commenting with something stupid to say. The Virgin Mary was actually married to Saint Joseph, so it wasn't out of wedlock since officially, he was being raised by married parents and all. It was just... different circumstances. (The husband knew about it, so it's not an adulterous situation either.)
darkmis1 18
Did you point that out to her?
AmoraLynn 6
Where does it say Joseph was a saint? I must have not noticed that part, or maybe different versions of the Bible say different things. Also since she didn't have sex it wouldn't be adultery anyway.
yourdogwilloveit 0
I already said as much by clicking "I agree, your life sucks," but I agree. Your life sucks.
davixen2009 0
hate to say it but ur mom sucks! even if u did so what! is that really a reason to disown ur kid???
etherealshadows 1
If you're married, why were you living with your mother?
hedgehogs 0
Had she been drinking? I had a hateful, alcoholic mother who frequently said cruel things that had little to no relation to reality when she was drunk.
GinandJenkem 0
This FML sucks...
quikwit1212 0
Where did my other comments go? What the hell is going on?
shadevil75 6
She may not live with her mom but only had been visiting at her mom's house. I remember my mom getting kicked out at my grandma's and my mom laughing and yelling back that my grandma couldn't kick her out because my mom didn't live there anymore. Good times...