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By anonymous / Thursday 19 July 2012 01:29 / United States
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By  perdix  |  29

She's a financial wizard! For the price of one hour with the shrink, she's getting you four hours of desensitization training for free! Next, tell her of your profound phobia of having sex with several beautiful women at once.

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By  SweetJTBR  |  22

Well you said you fear driving but, do you fear being a passenger in a car? If the answer is yes, look on the bright side, you are fucked :)

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  SweetJTBR  |  22

Or, you know, you could ride the subway. Perhaps take a train. You're not necessarily fucked.

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  SweetJTBR  |  22

I thought the smiley made it bright. It doesn't? Shit. Let me rewrite that then. "If the answer is yes, then look on the bright side, atleast if you walk everywhere from now on you'll be healthier" That better for you #29?

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  TrueTriage  |  16

Hey I see what y- *gets lynched*

By  mightymart  |  5

Take à plane .. HAHAHA A PLANE! Thats funny!!!!

By  eggmarie  |  25

She's making you drive that far so you get used to it and don't need the therapist. Perfect logic. (jk your mom is a silly pants)

By  Rommel1942  |  9

Was your mom dropped on her head as a baby?

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