FML : Today, I told my mom about the severe phobia I've developed towards driving. She was very supportive and even made me an appointment to see a psychologist....

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Today, I told my mom about the severe phobia I've developed towards driving. She was very supportive and even made me an appointment to see a psychologist. His office is two hours away. I have to drive to see my doctor about my fear of driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Thursday 19 July 2012 01:29 / United States

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By thatgirlinoregon | 21

#4707011 - Thursday 19 July 2012 9:18

I bet that drives you crazy!

By perdix | 29

#4707064 - Thursday 19 July 2012 9:29

She's a financial wizard! For the price of one hour with the shrink, she's getting you four hours of desensitization training for free!

Next, tell her of your profound phobia of having sex with several beautiful women at once.

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By SweetJTBR | 22

#4707010 - Thursday 19 July 2012 9:17

Well you said you fear driving but, do you fear being a passenger in a car?

If the answer is yes, look on the bright side, you are fucked :)

SweetJTBR | 22

#4707070 - Thursday 19 July 2012 9:30

Or, you know, you could ride the subway. Perhaps take a train. You're not necessarily fucked.

marmlr339 | 14

#4707225 - Thursday 19 July 2012 10:09

There is no bright side in your scrnario

SweetJTBR | 22

#4707248 - Thursday 19 July 2012 10:14

I thought the smiley made it bright.

It doesn't?

Shit.

Let me rewrite that then. "If the answer is yes, then look on the bright side, atleast if you walk everywhere from now on you'll be healthier"

That better for you #29?

doctorhook86 | 24

#4707282 - Thursday 19 July 2012 10:26

My advice to cure phobia of driving: repeatedly expose yourself to the cost of taxi fare, OP.

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#4707285 - Thursday 19 July 2012 10:26

Your psychologist was probably gonna make you do that anyways to help get rid of your phobia.

ddddddddg | 9

#4707407 - Thursday 19 July 2012 11:52

Unless she's a pornstar I don't see how..forget it

citymayer | 7

#4707416 - Thursday 19 July 2012 11:59

12 - Except that most of America doesn't have those luxuries..

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4708025 - Thursday 19 July 2012 16:40

48 America has plenty of them. The New York City subway has 468 stations serving 24 subway lines - more than any other system in the world.

doctorhook86 | 24

#4708546 - Thursday 19 July 2012 18:19

65: Unfortunately, none of those lines go to, say, Buttfuck, AL.

GawdamitNappa | 4

#4709487 - Thursday 19 July 2012 22:48

I think we need DocBastard's diagnosis on this one.

By thatgirlinoregon | 21

#4707011 - Thursday 19 July 2012 9:18

I bet that drives you crazy!

beccaishereyay | 11

#4707144 - Thursday 19 July 2012 9:47

Maybe he can steer her in the right direction.

thatgirlinoregon | 21

#4707174 - Thursday 19 July 2012 9:52

But won't the commute send her into reverse?

TrueTriage | 16

#4707180 - Thursday 19 July 2012 9:53

Hey I see what y-
*gets lynched*

thatgirlinoregon | 21

#4707205 - Thursday 19 July 2012 10:01

I'm just scared things could take a turn for the worst.

thatgirlinoregon | 21

#4707306 - Thursday 19 July 2012 10:39

If she works hard she can pave the way to recovery.

thatgirlinoregon | 21

#4707323 - Thursday 19 July 2012 10:49

I just hope that OP doesn't get lost trying to take detours. It could really deflate previous progress.

MrBrightside21 | 20

#4707824 - Thursday 19 July 2012 15:17

40 - What robot always takes the longest route?

R2 - Detour.

DRMIKA | 4

#4708401 - Thursday 19 July 2012 17:51

As long as she has emotional drive, she will be okay

rajput | 17

#5738468 - Saturday 2 November 2013 1:34

*insert bad pun here*

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#4707030 - Thursday 19 July 2012 9:21

The therapy will mainly be the driving itself. Consistently driving to therapy, whilst having support from the therapist, will cure you in no time at all.