Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
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Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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EmpyreanGoddess 0
Here's what you do. Tomorrow, wake up and go " I'm not pregnant!.....April Fools!" That ought to clear a few things up. Congratulations btw :]
fleg 9
...congratulations?
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Islander_fml 5
When I was in first grade, my three siblings and I were making April Fool's jokes with our parents, such as: "Daddy, Mommy's made lima beans for dinner... April Fool's!" "Okay, kids, Daddy & I have decided to set your bedtime back to 7:00... April's Fool's!" And then our dad says, "Oh, and Mommy is going to have a baby..." No April Fool's followed. So my oldest sister tried to add one. My parents said that they were really going to have a baby. So my sister said, "I won't believe you until you call our grandparents and tell them!" My dad's parents were easy to convince, since they wouldn't know a joke if it hit them in the face. They were like, "Oh, congratulations! What great news! But my mom's parents took a full 15 minutes to convince!
greeneye_fml 12
You picked a bad day.
Stainless 0
congrats! hope ur baby get their brains from u
Slashcko 0
Well saying you're pregnant on April Fools without realizing it's April Fools isn't very smart, I'm going to have to say it was your own fault.
theFO 0
#70: your an idiot, she didn't tell him on april fools day, she told him the day before and he thought it was an april fools joke...learn to read before saying it was her fault.
Tennz 0
I'm sure once he realized you weren't joking he was a really happy man. Aww.
yesbutnotyou 0
wow...I really hope he's happy when he finds out.
JDsaltyfalls9 0
You have one shitty husband
triplethreat13 0
holy crap, thats funny, the same thing happened to my mom! my dad had waited until april fools day to tell our family friends and nobody would believe us!
Avenging_Angel 0
I wouldve thought the same thing if I was your husband. That's really bad timing. You shouldve waited a few days to tell him.