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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 20:33 - Canada

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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By letdown13 - 03/04/2013 16:50 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML

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By worried - 01/04/2010 08:28 - Ireland

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 12:55 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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EmpyreanGoddess 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:49

Here's what you do. Tomorrow, wake up and go " I'm not pregnant!.....April Fools!" That ought to clear a few things up. Congratulations btw :]

fleg 9

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:44

...congratulations?

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withfire 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:34

He sounds like an asshole. Hopefully it isn't his?

BlerbFace306 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:34

Tomorrow, when it actually is April Fools, you should be like, "Um, honey, yesterday, I told you I was pregnant, and you thought I was playing a prank on you...but, I am pregnant, so that's not the joke. The joke is...it isn't yours! April Fools! If that doesn't end your marriage, it will be a really good story to tell the kid someday!

SmoothTalker 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:37

this really sounds like something Homer Simpson would do rofl

zander09 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:38

Clinic time?

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:42

Oh thats just messed up. You should get a pregnancy test show him and do it all with him in the room and then be like, yeah so you see that wasnt an april fool's, idiot(: oh and CONGRATULATIONS(:

Kiquick 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:45

Little Babies Scare Big Men. I bet he knew what you meant but the thought of it scared him so he played it off as a joke.

rachel13_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:52

Lol so what are you going to tell him now, huh?

ChelseaAnn08 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:57

Aw! Congrats though! We get to tell my boyfriends parents sometime soon. We were gonna tell them tomorrow, but....they would prolly think we were April Fools-ing them. I agree with #6! You should so do it!