Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
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Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Today, I found that if I want my husband to take me out, all I have to do is say that I’m trying to lose weight. Anytime I bring up dieting or weight loss, suddenly he wants to take me to every restaurant in town and splurge on sweets. Part of me wants to lose weight but I also enjoy the snacks. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I told my husband I wanted to make him happy by giving him a baby. He told me either I can make him happy, or I can give him a baby, but I can’t do both. FML
Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
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Top comments
macskapingvin 0
No man is going to react well to your plans to spend his money.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, the man has a point, unless it would definitely be your own money you would spend on clothes. Besides, why would you need to go on a shopping spree? Surely you'd have a selection of clothes from before you were pregnant that would fit when you lose the baby weight, and you could buy a couple of new things as a reward for being able to lose the weight. Unless you used the word spree as an exaggeration.
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Comments (136)
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Be grateful he didn't say "My fatass wife thinks she'll lose the 20 pounds she gained during pregnancy?" and laugh in your face.
123smilesem 0
Lmaooo !! Wiin for your Husband ! :D
theybebitchin 4
Oh no, because he is NOT allowed to be angry that he has to spend his hard-earned money on both you and the child. Not only that, you losing a bit of fat is OBVIOUSLY a reason to go buy a crap-load of clothes using his money!
TheNewGuy03 29
"oh, i will bring my "parents," and they will be the greatest, most parental parents EVER!!" |the kid|
MuchDance90s 0
haha your hubby is funny
tothevictor 0
Hahaha you husbands a smart man.
tetlels 9
get a job
romkuglen 1
Haha hilarious
princess5876 0
hahahaha...that is sooo mean but soooo true...fml the husband lol
mrdaddy 0
win win win