Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
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miniluda12 12
OP's username.
astoryofroses 9
take them and then rub it in their faces when you have a hot body and they don't ;)
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Comments (105)
funny_but_sad 4
No offense OP, but that's hilarious.
amiewithaj 13
Meg? Is that you?
80skid 15
What bitches.
kerrywoodwins20 2
At least your parents appreciate a good burn.
dhaxor 9
Time to murder your family.
AngelOwl3 3
They kinda sound like jerks. Hit Zumba anyway and get your hotness on.
xsaschax 11
Sorry OP I laughed too. But then felt bad about it. So I guess we're even.
PrettyGirlMeeksz 8
I was going to say is your name Meg Griffin but i see some people beat me to it! =/
Shadow_Blues 10
Is it bad that I pictured him doing the Oppa dance while he did that? xD
fsanchez9x 0
That shit was funny! High five them for me!