Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
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Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
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miniluda12 12
OP's username.
astoryofroses 9
take them and then rub it in their faces when you have a hot body and they don't ;)
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Comments (105)
iAmPaul 49
I love Zumba classes.
perdix 31
Relax. It's probably the best joke your brother is ever going to make. His whole life is going to be downhill from here. Picture a balding, paunchy middle-aged guy moping in a bar reminiscing of the Pumbaa/Zumba joke from back in the day.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I can already picture his wife leaving him for using the jokes so many times...
thatKidzmOm 10
Hey perdix! Do you still Zumba?
perdix 31
#76, yes, I do! I have a class in about an hour. This is a clothing-mandatory class, so I'm not sure my stalkers will be interested.
nattnatt73 31
Just ignore them, zumba's fun. take the classes and have a good time. don't let their bad attitudes spoil it for you!
cuttz911 3
Is your name Meg Griffin?
mvc3ftw 17
no,it's greg miffin.
MormonPornstar 7
egg mcmuffin
TheDrifter 24
Pumbaa is more known for his odor than size. Perhaps you're getting the wrong impression? If so, may I recommend a shower and a gas x before zumba?
perdix 31
If you look like Pumbaa, I'll bet the other Zumba ladies are going to have plenty of laughs at your expense. Luckily, they will be behind your back. Don't look in the mirrors ;)
AH1Zviper 15
Why comment twice? To put in a joke you forgot about?
perdix 31
To put in a completely unrelated joke. I see this one is getting thumbed down even though, as the only guy in my twice-a-week Zumba class, I'm sure my moves are getting plenty of giggles in the ladies' locker room. My swinging hips should inspire laughter or orgasms and no one is hitting on me. I'm not fat, I'm just male.
AH1Zviper 15
Amen to that. My apologies.
Trisha_aus 15
Must be a lovely sight..where do these lessons take place?
SummerTime69 5
Don't take that negatively,just accept their assholes and get fit OP! :) shove it in their faces by doing the Zumba classes and they'll put their foot in their mouths by the end,good luck! :)
TheMathMajor 26
Lol "accept their assholes"
twinkletoes747 16
A moment when, their, there, and they're, really does matter.
xxespxx 2
And that ladies and gents, is why you know the difference between "their" and "they're".
gc327072 31
So you want OP to accept their assholes, and then shove it in their faces. Now, who's asshole should they shove in the others' faces? That is the question....
SummerTime69 5
And award for "Faggots trying to act tough on the Internet" goes to you guys! :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao. Wow I let this one slide... Thanks for the laugh, 28!
Spectre529 12
Strange affiliation...
BobbieH 19
Wow, your family is really awful to you! If you're trying to better yourself and your health they should be supportive. Of they knock you down its only going to serve to make it difficult to be successful. Forge ahead and when you do succeed, let them know it was in spite of their disrespectful, non-supportive asses!
samsaf1989 5
Woah calm down I'm sure OP's family want what's best for him or her, they were just being humorous :) I found it quite funny.
Pandacupcakelove 26
That was really rude... They probably just meant to tease you, but they should know the difference between teasing and being cruel. If it happens again, talk to them.