Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
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miniluda12 12
OP's username.
astoryofroses 9
take them and then rub it in their faces when you have a hot body and they don't ;)
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Comments (105)
naughtylez82 4
I'd do the Zumba classes just to spite them. Sorry they were such jerks to you. Fyl op
cougar41 8
Pay no attention people will always try to bring you down when you try to better yourself. Duck that they are your own family thou
TcheQ 12
You don't make friends with salad
doodoo10 10
if it makes you feel better, my dad would probably make the same joke :| :P don't worry OP you'll be great!
hxcbarbie21 4
Zumba will make you forget how awful your family is. Working out is the best way to put out anger. And the best part is that Zumba doesn't even feel like a workout, it's a party! Best of luck! PEACE LOVE ZUMBA!!
brandondoublex 0
I've leand not to open my mouth around family
Mademoiselle_fml 34
While some think it's fun teasing, I totally understand how hurtful a joke like that could be if they "tease" incessantly, and I'm not even chubby, so I don't even know about that factor. So, sorry about that OP. But I do recommend you take zumba regardless of their joke and once you lose weight, rub it in their faces. Just teasing, of course! ;)
symoalva96 0
Meeeeeeeeeeeeg
CamdenMarie 6
Tell them to go **** themselves. They deserve it for talking to you like that.
nightwishs 13
I am do sorry but I just laughed soooo hard. Regardless your family won't be laughing when you have a smoking hot body :-)
dabeast15 7
Op is prob really sexy