Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18
Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....
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csickcman 11
Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?
SuperDanielNL 23
That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.
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ICastillo 24
Hhmm the age old question for a man, if you could give self fellatio, would you??
Hiimhaileypotter 52
#28- I think Noor was suggesting increased flexibility...if you get why.
Enslaved 36
A few ladies I joked with said they stop doing it to their guys 'cause the guys stopped doing it to them. . . Just saying. : P
caitlynninsane 3
Omg that same thing happened to me!! Wooow! Hope it goes well though!
KiddNYC1O 20
How often do you give him brain?
whyistherumgone_ 10
No, you don't understand mate, yoga would make him more flexible so he can suck his own bloody dick.
ICastillo 24
Well if it's bloody I wouldn't recommend him to do it. That's how STDs are spread.
perdix 29
Ya gotta hand it to him.
wlddog 14
#55, you are literally too stupid to insult.
Voij 16
I hope it's not because you have a beard, some girls dislike that. Would be a shame if you had to shave it off.