Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18
Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....
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csickcman 11
Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?
SuperDanielNL 23
That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.
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afunnyterdcody 5
Or he has a sense of humor.... You people are dumb for thinking anyone could be serious
liv_graham 7
#98, well you could get mouth herpes
ICastillo 24
Yup that's true and herpes are forever.
jelly713 19
He should be serving you ice cream in a bowl for the next 2 weeks, not expecting ********. Shit, unless you offer, why does he expect regular ********? That's just disrespectful & not fair.
alwaysbored13 14
Please tell me you dumped him...
babeababe 16
Tell him he has a hand and to use it.
Esme1988 1
I'm having jaw surgery in a month. Reading this makes me happy I don't have to worry about that. Good luck on your surgery!!
calivianya 29
115 - If you already have herpes on your genitals that's type 2, it's not likely to take in your mouth. Now, if you have type 1 on your genitals, it's a whole different story. Point is, type 2's usually what people have down there and that doesn't like mouths as much as it likes genitals. It's very unlikely that even if he had herpes that he'd end up with oral herpes from sucking his own dick.
Lauren324 18
Thanks Noor! I'll definitely suggest that to him ;)
Flora_fml 6
1. DTMFA 2. In a way, it's a testament to your oral prowess. Take it as a backhanded compliment and refer back to point #1.