Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18
Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....
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csickcman 11
Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?
SuperDanielNL 23
That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.
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LarryLaDouche 13
He was being faceticious you degenerate.
Feared 9
59- nobody is too stupid to insult. It just takes the right type is all.
birdcagereligion 10
Hand jobs: the sex-life saver.
LarryLaDouche 13
I think foot jobs are better
perdix 29
What's the problem? You still have two hands, a ****** and an asshole. Of course, you can always trade in the asshole for a nice guy.
AngrySailor 17
Don't forget the titty ****.
LarryLaDouche 13
I've heard that tittyfucks are uncomfortable and just plain weird for girls.
Enslaved 36
It's not that weird but just don't expect her to moan like it's doing anything for her,(unless she's rehearsing for her porno debut) It's all done for the guy's pleasure. (:
LarryLaDouche 13
It may just be me, but I'd feel selfish during a tittyfuck. Personally I feel that sex is about pleasure for the woman.
athlete1990 4
I don't feel selfish at all.
hanymandy 6
Your bf is a jerk
Enslaved 36
I can understand that some girls wouldn't enjoy it. It's very very intimate having another persons' face down there. Instead of relaxing and getting caught up in the moment, you stay focused that he's down there!!!! Maybe she's just shy at being in the spot light. :P
rhapsodys 12
What an insensitive dick.
theawkwardlife 21
maybe you shouldn't give him head ever!
Gabyzabyz18 8
Douche alert
Poetologist 4
I guess now you know what your relationship is about. :(