Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
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friedpwnadge 25
The school system is bad and it should feel bad!
MarisaCB 16
This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.
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Comments (104)
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Seems like someone has something to hide...Have you noticed any lab equipment missing? Or perhaps a recent firing of your school janitor?
StarThrower 17
That's exactly what I thought! In that case, it was a bad idea to make such big deal about it, with the Barbara Streisand effect and all :)
Supahnova 14
Apparently, he's not as awesome as Walt. That's unfortunate that you were suspended, OP.
chanellgymnast 17
But "Breaking Bad" is ******* fantastic!
Mr_Satan 11
And these are the people teaching todays youth.... somebody ask the psychic how ****** we are in 50 years...
AKGirlinSD 20
I agree. However, I feel like this is the hair the broke the camel's back. Maybe OP's teacher has heard that so many times, he snapped and took it out on OP. I'm pretty sure the it will be sorted out and OP will get off the hook. The teacher way over reacted.
perdix 31
You should have said he looked like Lenin. You'd have gotten the rest of the year off for calling him a commie bastard.
bach2121 13
Administration these days...
Ultimate_No 7
The first question my class asked my chemistry teacher was if she cooked meth like on Breaking Bad.
red_headforlife 15
Walter White is one badass. That guy should have taken that as a compliment.
vbmg152 19
YDI!!!