Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
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Top comments
friedpwnadge 25
The school system is bad and it should feel bad!
MarisaCB 16
This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.
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Comments (104)
dunmiff 4
Well that sucks :/ but look on the bright side. You get 3 days off.
kentuckyguy 4
At least he didn't throw you into a drum of acid...
TurquoiseJesus 15
I'll just go ahead and point out that (to my recollection) they never put anyone in a drum of acid. Rather, they put the body in the barrel, THEN added the chemicals. I know, being picky with words and what not.
Clumsyblonde22 12
What was the point of your comment?
Clumsyblonde22 12
my comment was for #51
Twitch5253 4
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." - to paraphrase Shakespeare. The chemistry teach KNOWS the formula, doesn't want others to suspect that he doth!
crystalnight 19
Stop.
iEmma 7
Hmm, he took that a little too far.... Maybe he does make meth ;)
toaster012 17
I would have said the same thing.
MrSassypants 34
Technically, this FML was submitted by "me."
userid778 7
Wow, sounds like your school is ran by a bunch of special kinda stupid people haha
Knightchaser27 25
Some people have no sense of humour
razz122 5
Clearly he does make meth out in the desert.
ZacZ 8
Totally worth it. Good job.