Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
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friedpwnadge 25
The school system is bad and it should feel bad!
MarisaCB 16
This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.
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Comments (104)
madrox95 2
You never said he made meth you implied he looked a fictional character from a tv show......... which im watching at this very moment! I would fight it and tell them to fix it or my lawyer will. School these days. Smh
misslysiak 23
Come to my school. You can get out of Suspensions by asking "what would Jesus do?". Then, they give you a second chance because that it what he would do. It is awesome!
spikekutter 9
maybe he does..
maximus_prime 24
At least you didn't walk in on him while he was using his vibrator.
kzai 16
Was it Mr. smith? Are you in my class...?
Jharrist89 12
Hopefully you can raise the issue. You never implied.
BreynHope 11
They need to lighten up!
CheeseHater 23
Or light up.
Marblecakelolz 11
Well played, sir.
Marblecakelolz 11
He sounds a bit too defensive... He knows the secret recipe.
RedGai 7
Quick Mr. White! The students are on to you!
foreveriowa 16
Well if the school understood the reference, someone there would of had to watch the show as well. So they can't really be punishing you for that, i bet once the principle heard that he looked at your teacher and was like "dang, he really does look like Walt."