Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
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Top comments
friedpwnadge 25
The school system is bad and it should feel bad!
MarisaCB 16
This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.
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Comments (104)
javijavi456 10
Does he or did he have cancer, OP?
Axel5238 29
YDI. Your teacher takes there job seriously and the teacher didn't like be told they look like a guy that makes meth. As far as rumors go that can get misconstrued and turned into he makes meth.
dogpup4 23
Are you joking or are you really that stupid?
Axel5238 29
I've seen teachers get in trouble for crap like that. It sounds dumb, but it does happen. I've had friends who were teachers get in trouble because the teacher or higher ups didn't get the reference and were investigated.
djxerxes9000 18
Science bitch!
Kellogs99 7
Maybe he really does make meth.. O_o
mydadpulledout 17
I agree, Cranston is thee man, and I would be honored to be called a look-a-like. That teacher needs a psychological evaluation.
asylumlane 23
You should have said he looked like the actor who played Walt. No slander there.
AshleighNason 24
That's hilarious!
CrookedCook 14
#2 I highly concur
Jacksparrow72 21
Kinda your fault OP.
MWhinery95 8
Probably only mad because it's true. It is chemistry after all...