Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
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friedpwnadge 25
The school system is bad and it should feel bad!
MarisaCB 16
This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.
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Comments (104)
ShawnBushOG 9
I hate my chemistry teacher. I feel like they try to make our lives miserable
JenkJenks 6
Beardface? If you wanna lose the nickname, you gotta lose the beard
goreajek 13
You should never reference a teacher to someone, and or joke around with them. They are evil beings created to destroy our lives.
vanessa09865 23
Hmmm....suspicious that your teacher would discipline you when he thought you were implying he made meth....guilty? I think so
JLJ911 8
Schools now days
vkbdias 9
I'm constantly amazed about how conscientious the schooling systems are about their public image. It's surprisingly more important than making a safe, fun environment for the pupils.
jessherself13 21
Our school system is lacking a sense of humor. You weren't slandering him, you didn't actually say you thought he was making meth. You should contest it, OP.
NeinKittenz 20
"It's not meth, it's this new project... For science"
Trisha_aus 15
hey! Heisenberg is a badass too
Trisha_aus 15
I agree, Mr. White's a great chemistry teacher. "Apply yourself"