Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
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Top comments
friedpwnadge 25
The school system is bad and it should feel bad!
MarisaCB 16
This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.
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Comments (104)
Omniprism 15
Hmmm me thinks maybe he does.
xRezSynn 15
Teachers overreact too much.
Arrawyn 12
That's the best compliment ever. Mr. White is freaking badass!
barnratt 3
Maybe he really is making meth and that's why he got all defensive
ntd309 14
You'd get suspended, because you'd be saying he murders people in cold blood. In OP's case, he got suspended because his perspective about his teacher is different than the teacher's prideful perspective of himself.
Lomus 24
Bitch please, tell them they're bullshitting, apologise for any offence caused (stressing that it was unintentional), and get them to take it off your record. Once you explain the situation, you might need parents' help, and (I don't know if it works like this in the US) threaten to report them to some higher education authority. Then leave the school, you shouldn't have to put up with this shit.
MDTeddy 13
Really? Is that all it takes to get suspended now days? What is wrong with people? I dare Op to put that up on totallylookslike.
CanadianCutie22 16
lol that's terrible
ao9s7yashdun 7
Enjoy that 3-day staycation! Sounds like it's the school board's fault and not yours!
JBabeXO 4
Last semester, I told my Science teacher that he reminded me of Walt and he laughed and told me I was very perseptive.. Your school is hardcore.