Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realize she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. Five minutes later I shat and vomited myself. FML
Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML
Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML
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Top comments
abalgatti 0
so you had time to reach for a bag, open it, puke in it, and stay out of a car accident? great party trick
Acousticpixie14 6
Ouch, some moron managed to type out a "**** u." Oh dear, my feelings are so hurt. Oh no, what ever shall I do?
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Comments (68)
mea_iloveskiing 26
Don't worry. Just look at the guy from jackass :D
mtownhuzler 0
damn ur stupid haha
guardgirl34 0
eww -.-
SpaceMannn 0
why do you have a bag with a hole in your car?!! I'm ashamed..
Jaykayfu 0
YDI because I'm an asshole .
GOLD_STAR 0
how u throw up while drivin... u wudnt pay attn to both...
krazy_glu3 0
those damn bags ALWAYS have holes. I was driving and had to switch out with my hubby cause I felt sick. couldn't find a bag without any holes in it. didn't matter anyways cause we pulled over so I could barf :P
three3_fml 2
Done that before, good thing I have Leather seats in my car.
CallMeHush 1
Good thing you had your lap under it then!
flamegrilled123 3
be glad you didn't crash
supervacaneous 4
Seriously. Considering what OP did, she should be happy she didn't die. There's that heavy nausea that comes before having to throw up, and the OP should have pulled over then.