Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
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Top comments
TheComputerGuy96 16
YTDI, not for throwing your phone in the air, but for specifying it's a brand new iPhone 4.
Doortje 30
Hah, you totally deserved that. Why the **** would you throw a phone that expensive in the air? You're ******* stupid.
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Comments (277)
supertacowaffle 41
You are a complete GORM
firecapez 4
Which means......?
WeeWizeL 0
Greedy Overachieving Rich Male?
WeeWizeL 0
Gassy Ovarian Reluctant Mouse?
djrox11 0
or perhaps a Green Orange coming out of the Rectum after going into the Mouth 8 hours ago... just sayin, could be
supertacowaffle 41
means what 179 said...
lizzyrulesyew 0
you freaking dummy!!!! WTF take care of your shiz! ugh YDI for being so ungrateful.,,
tayza249 20
please don't reproduce. ever. if you can't even take care of an iPhone I'd hate to imagine you with a baby. you would probably throw that in the air too. moron.
jakiwi 0
Ahahaha
rallets 23
this bitch is seriously comparing an iPhone to a baby? '_'
shannonreneee 11
That being said, people do treat possessions like the iPhone as children.
tayza249 20
rallets, I believe it's a justified comparison. and don't call me a bitch. didn't your parents ever teach you to respect women?
StaticMatt 2
If you believe it is "justified" then you most certainly are a bitch
lokust745682 0
what a stupid bitch why would you ask someone to not say the word bitch when you called the OP a moron
IHeartJimi02 0
You are an idiot OP. Why would you do that with a phone that is so expensive?
AsianCookie247 14
exactly what I was thinking!!
AsianCookie247 14
exactly what I was thinking!!
merkin50 0
who has a concrete floor in there bedroom?
HolyCarp 5
ikr!
Troll1 0
OP does.
mbear24 0
college dorms
capodanno 4
Prisoners lol. With iPhones :-D
MzKylz 0
I am currently answering this with my iPhone 4.. oh yeah..
RinaRina 9
same ^^
supertacowaffle 41
SAME! wait I have a iPhone 3GS
ipwnlosers 4
I'm answering this on the computer... But my 3GS just rung... Hehhe..
sofie2401 0
I'm answering with my iPhone 4 as well
eraintime 0
^ me too! We're not lame at all.
tahoegirl93 0
I feel for you man! That does suck. I hope you got insurance:/ Good luck
Sheilatakeabow 0
Why the hell would you throw a brand new phone in the air? Are you mad, sir?
TheNewGuy03 29
were you on the edge of the bed? otherwise, you ostensibly have this gaping hole in your bed right beneath your balls. |the kid|
LadiiFresH 0
your comment made me laugh really loud at work and not even care so it's definatly a win!!!
angeljewlz 7
I was wondering that too. I think the only way it could happen is if the idiotic OP had both his legs hanging off the side planted on the ground, while lying down. OP you're a goober... And not as in the tasty ones you get at the movie theatre nor the ones you can make a delicious sandwich with.
ILoveEggnog 7
Maybe his balls are rubber so they're extra bouncy.
jimmyinie 0
ok this is prob a fake fml cuz who was concrete in their room? and how do you catch in iPhone ands it just drop? you just want attention poor poser.