Intimacy: Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible... - FML

By gentileman - 16/03/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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hotbeefinjection 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:58

LOL well atleast you know the truth now!~ and how can the OP deserve it??? idgi

bitchinstopshere 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

dump his f***ing ass pronto.

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wrestler_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:15

Eh, once again, a typical girl choosing words un-wisely ON PURPOSE to try to get a reaction from him, or to scare him, etc.... and having it backfire! haha you were hoping he'd be like "omg no are you serious? baby you didnt really cheat on me did you?" and you were gonna be like "no of course not, i was talking about a math exam. but im glad you care." lmaooo but who had the last laugh???? hehe ====== ps dont cheat on tests, that's kinda bad too

SlickWilly440 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:28

She shouldn't feel so bad about cheating on her Math exam and this is why. You get to college, and have to take this math class thinking it will be helpful towards the upper level classes in you major, then while your taking those upper level classes you realize.....I'm haven't been using any of those math equations/formulas since I took those math classes.

B40Z3R 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:30

that sucks... =/

Ldy_S_FTW 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:35

he's an ass. I say, pull a Lorena Bobbit on him! lol.

Jareth_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:56

Dump him.

jSOPURE 3

Monday 16 March 2009 23:56

Take a dump on him. :)

evanwilliams 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:03

I bet the other girl doesn't cheat on her math tests.

Superman8_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:14

haha, lmao #38 :)

xx_hayleyy 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:18

HAHAHAHA # 38. yeah, thats prob. why he's with her..

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:20

If I was him I would've dumped you right then because the way you said it, it seems like you were cheating on him. You deserved it.

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