Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML
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Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, a tourist from an English-as-second-language country taught me a new word. In English. FML
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I was reading the seventh Harry Potter book at an airport. A woman asked me what I was reading, so I told her. She said, "Oh, so you have children?" Since I'm in my early twenties, I was taken aback and said no. She replied slower and louder, "Oh, so you have a childlike mind?" FML
Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML
Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
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harmon1 0
**** their lives actually
thehelenlouiseee 5
f their lives ;) I went to school with a Harriet potter and that was kinda bad
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Comments (168)
egorus 0
FAAAAAAAKE AND GAAAAAAAYY
Tashadawn1186 4
Theres a guy in my town named Rusty O. Key.
honeybuncher 3
That child has a bright future. Destined to drive a bus at all hours of the night with a crazy old man.
XxHoodieBearxX 5
Shout out to Taiwan!!!
FarscapeSDC 9
Oh yes, people with their bad names. I used to know a girl called "Lauren Sarah Davidson." Everyone, including the teachers, called her "L.S.D." (I may have accidentally been the one to start this trend when I pointed it out as an off-hand joke when I met her. I had expected the joke to be an amusing way to start a conversation; the joke took on a life of it's own when some Neanderthals standing by overheard me. Needless to say, she hated my guts from that day to the end of high-school)
bianchieiei 13
I dun get y it is fyl???cuz their names wnt ruin ur life or anything
klil708 14
Wtf is wrong with u apperentally u don't like Harry potter
Krufee 0
I teach English in Thailand and I be had kick and ball before. I currently have a Mickey and Minnie. And a girl called pretty. They just find any English names they can sometimes
keyofdestiny13 24
Things are probably different in Taiwan.
saltysilverfox 7
Asian countries are so ******* weird