Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
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TiffanyBlews27 0
I accidentally ran over a cat once. It was a snow white cat. I heard it's bones crunch, and when I looked back to assess the damage, the snow white cat walked away. Still snow white. No blood, no limp. Like I never ran it over. I like to call it "The Ghost Cat".
mama2b3 20
omg!! thats the worst thing i've ever heard! :'(
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Susanbelle12 0
Omg like this reminds me of the time I had to dissect a frog in science class and I did like everything including cracking the little skull with my thumb and when I got home and started petting my cat (who is a shorthair and fairly skinny), all I could think about was her skull and how easily I could hurt her :( I felt kind of wimpy and like a horrible person at the same time....
mrmaks18 7
that's animal cruelty make amends buy a cat and learn to look after it properly!
Rebelwitotapause 0
it'll be alright google( blue waffle) the pus' cousin an you'll forget about that failed attempt of avoiding an already dead cat
tincans 0
djjeoeb. that happened to me but it was a turtle.. I was in 2nd grade and my mom, brother and I were driving and we saw the turtle in the road, so we pulled over so we could put it on the sidewalk. when we got out of the car, another car came and ran over it. I will never forget the noise it made ):
becker44 0
u r an animal killer Im going to find u and crack ur skull. then u Will know exactly what that cat went through. douche bah
alexFYL 11
107 - agreed. Everything else is like "wahh I have acne" and "wahh this girl doesn't like me". This is one of those things that can haunt you, even though kitty was already dead... if things like death don't bother a person, they have issues.
Rhaknam 0
It...was already dead...what is the problem...
trumpetGIRL12345 0
too much halo 3 huh 87 I hate anti flood with a passion
RyGuy748 0
that happend to me yesterday except I actually missed the cat... OP u must be azn or something
dots0303 0
omg tht horible