Animals: Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road....

By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Kitty at my foot - 20/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML

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RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By animalover - 13/08/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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TiffanyBlews27 0

Friday 21 May 2010 23:10

I accidentally ran over a cat once. It was a snow white cat. I heard it's bones crunch, and when I looked back to assess the damage, the snow white cat walked away. Still snow white. No blood, no limp. Like I never ran it over. I like to call it "The Ghost Cat".

mama2b3 20

Friday 21 May 2010 23:03

omg!! thats the worst thing i've ever heard! :'(

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blahblahassholes 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 6:15

crackkckkckck. too bad it didnt get a chance to scream *MEOW!* dont wory one time i stepped on my hamster while trying not to step on a dead bug. i had a bloody foot, you got lucky and probably ran over a stray cat that no one cared about. plus, no bloody foot for you

ThatLooksSticky 16

Saturday 22 May 2010 6:20

Ahhhhh! ::covers ears:: Uuugh! Stop! I'm going to vomit!

ninjacapo 2

Saturday 22 May 2010 6:43

good job. who cares. it was an accident pray it off or something

FarSide 22

Saturday 22 May 2010 6:46

Be glad it was not a child.

Litschi 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 7:04

omg, same happened to me yesterday.. except i didn't crack its scull open i think. it was just a very loud bump. had to think about it all day :|

monny 2

Saturday 22 May 2010 7:11

only a bunch of decaying tissue and bone. no life, so no reason to worry about it

dugumit 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 7:21

damn! your driving sucks.

varkey 7

Saturday 22 May 2010 7:38

holy shit, that is so ******* horrible FYL OP

JYxforever 3

Saturday 22 May 2010 8:09

Omg :O poor you !! that happen to me only I was waiting for a bustop and I saw a dead cat beside the sidewalk then the bus ran over it and the intestine came out of it's ass X( MOST horrible gruesom thing ever! 0_0 and I almost barf whenever I think about that dead cat wow fml XD