fmylovelife
United States
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
darren
Singapore, Singapore
Honey, you've got some explaining to do
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Chrissy
United States
Disconnected
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
ipopnlok
Australia
Romance is corny
Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Is this Love Island?
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Oh hells no
Los Altos, United States
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
forgottenbday
Canoga Park, United States
Nice try
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
A. nonymous
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Toolate
Bristol, United States
Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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karinabeby 0
sorry bout that bro.
dedrater_kool_u 0
lifes a bitch and shes a bigger bitch
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Comments (110)
littlejx_fml 7
hard. did she keep the roses?
JustDannyG 0
Don't worry bro, bitches just like drama she would've done it to any other guy too
tammyvs 0
that sucks! Youll find a better girl in time. Karma's a biaaaatch.
Tonyr13 2
Damn she's a bitxh bro.. if u wanna get back at her fck her (girl)bestfriend it always works lol well only if u can get wit her bestfriend if u can't den ur fckd lol
swasticop 0
YDI for not giving her a bouquet of condoms instead
hahalaughing 0
aww. sowwy broo. im a girl, and i gotta say, some girls are bitches!! dont beat yourself up over it though. shes not worth your time!
dancebabe34 0
awe I'm sorry to hear that!! but it's a good thing you keep your head up cause that's all you can really do right?
cgfk 2
oh man... that sucks
samilyjo101908 0
you deserve better than that. I'm sorry
hunterspicer55 0
That sucks