Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML
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Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
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Top comments
drunkandfml 11
Better be one expensive hair straightener
forevralon 7
I have so done that before...ouch.
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Comments (154)
supportcommand 17
Better than dying. And why are you using it near a full tub. YDI.
reject214 10
Hair straightener. Giggity.
jesustitts 20
That would actually shock the skin and cause further damage.
deequu 20
It actually tells you not to do that in the manual. Hope your hands get better!
tonijulie 20
Must have been a GHD. So worth saving lol.
StayClassyLassy 6
Exactly, those cost almost 300$! I was going to get one but went with the Sedu instead not sure if I made the wrong choice.
jollyton 10
That does suck.. But Then again why the hell are you straightening your hair next to a filled bathtub? Dangerous much?!
scuttlebuttz 1
I love how everyone is saying how great it is that the straightener I okay,yet someone could have been seriously electrocuted, and someone WAS badly burned
lexiieeex3 32
I'm so sorry OP! That hurts like a bitch.
ImInABox 6
Been there, done that.
mario2012 18
Oh burn!!!