Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
Moron
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
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ElRafaishere 0
sue his ass
The_good_times 0
so what's the problem? he's the one that's in deep shit, at least in my country you can go to jail for that, so you can ask him for cash, a lot of it.
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Comments (247)
CallMeHush 1
I bet he did stop... eventually.
kaileigh10 2
sounds like me except I stopped at a RED light. oh, and the girl had insurance, but totaled my car.
special_Tay 0
people who come up with elaborate solutions to fml just suck. your ruining it dude!
CookiesNOJ 0
Like my Great Grand Pappy used to say: Ignorance is bliss! =D Right, Special Tay?
robinsn 0
I don't see why anyone thinks it's the other driver's FML. He deserved it for not having insurance. It's definitely OP's FML though because he was doing everything right. You're supposed to slow down at yellow lights to prepare to stop. And OP has insurance. I agree, OP, FYL.
CallMeHush 1
Boring, will someone please get their frank & beans caught in a zipper or something?
emily420 0
ydi for stopping at a redlight
hanr815 3
you're an idiot 120. OP stopped at a YELLOW light. not a red one. dumbass.
margxoxo 0
yellow light is a warning that it's going to be red soon right? people can still cross it while looking out for any humans crossing or cars passing.
uRabbit 0
YDI for not carrying uninsured motorist insurance.
uRabbit 0
BTW, most of you are tards for not knowing why this is his FML.