Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
Moron
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
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ElRafaishere 0
sue his ass
The_good_times 0
so what's the problem? he's the one that's in deep shit, at least in my country you can go to jail for that, so you can ask him for cash, a lot of it.
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Comments (247)
pleasenopuffin 0
That's exactly the reason insurance companies have uninsured/underinsured coverage. Now you know (and knowing is half the battle)
dankojones2010 0
i like your pussy 29 ;) hahaa
gogo_speedracer 0
Haha thanks!
maddmaddieee 0
ur not supposed to stop at the yellow light, OP.
MagnaV30 0
Everyone who is saying YDI, GO BACK TO FIRST DAY OF DRIVERS EDUCATION. Green = Proceed if safe Yellow = Stop if safe to do so Red = Stop Notice yellow does not equal "Floor the accelerator in the hope you dont have to wait at a light"? Even if he stopped at a GREEN, the driver behind doesnt have the right to run into him, as it is their responsibility to drive a safe distance behind, and remain focused upon the task at hand. I drive for a living and I see this attitude all day long, "Oh, its yellow, ill just rip right through".... NO. THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
morgan020 0
finally someone actually shows they know what the lights mean
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
that's not an fml. he hit you from behind so his fault and he's twice screwed for no insurance so call the police and have his ass taken to jail.
special_Tay 0
wow magna your really intelligent. it's really too bad no one cares what you have to say. sarcasm is annoying, very annoying.
hanr815 3
hey 47, not ONE of these comments say "HEY OP, YELLOW MEANS FLOOR IT"
MagnaV30 0
No, Instead most seem to think it means its okay to blissfully blow right on through anyways.
hanr815 3
i hate when people fight to get thru a yellow light as much as the next person, its rude, dangerous, and stupid. but if the light has basically just turned yellow, yeah people are gonna go thru it. it stays yellow for bit. i dont know if you've realized this in your lifetime of driving.
DreamerofWorlds 0
Just because people do it, that doesn't make it right. If you are able to stop at a yellow light, you do so. Period. The OP did what you're supposed to do, and the person that rear-ended them is in the wrong. Lights or not, the rear-ender should have been driving slower and/or not following so close behind. Everyone saying the OP deserves it for stopping at a yellow light are douchebags.
MagnaV30 0
Of course if it just turned, it would be unsafe to slam on your brakes to stop. The whole stop for the yellow is if you can make a safe, controlled stop. Duh.
timelesshour 0
I smell a lawsute...
fantasydragon 10
The only one who deserved it is the guy behind OP. Yellow means the light is about to turn RED which means STOP. Yellow doesn't indicate that you keep driving your regular speed/speed up to avoid the red light. That's why you slow down. The genius behind OP could clearly see the brake lights which tells you to put on your own. If you see the light is yellow and the person in front of you is slowing down, and not maintaining/increasing speed, that means SLOW THE **** DOWN.
fishboy123 7
#35 you look good and op ur insurance will prob go up but the guy that hit u is gonna get tickets for driving without insurance.