Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
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Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
Moron
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
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ElRafaishere 0
sue his ass
The_good_times 0
so what's the problem? he's the one that's in deep shit, at least in my country you can go to jail for that, so you can ask him for cash, a lot of it.
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natural711 6
was he Asian? I hope so..come to Canada those friggersss will hook u up so that u keep ur mouth shut
dacubs 1
Same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago, except it was a yield sign not a yellow.
piposhnaaywink 0
really, your suppose to slow down on yellow not stop. totally all your fault because If you drove correctly you wouldn't have gotten hit
thinkpink1 0
sue that jackass! hahaha
Braxxis 0
those of you saying the uninsured guy should pay should realize the OP is from Florida. here we are required to get uninsured motorist coverage because 50 percent of our drivers are illegal immigrants with no insurance. unfortunately since the government won't crack down on this, motorists here are forced to pay for the uninsureds mistakes. also unfortunately they are big on red light cameras here which makes people slam on the brakes when it turns yellow. OP I agree it sucks, the only option you have I suppose is to try to take the other driver to court to at least get compensated for your expenses.
Braxxis 0
I meant saying the OP deserves it... lol
lickmyjock 0
damn really? well I guess it wasn't the shirt I was looking at anyway.
cmac86 24
it sucks for him, but not for you. but why stop at a yellow light (if you're close to the intersection)? female drivers!!
JJ1989 6
red means stop, oh smart one. yellow means slow down
luckyducky123 0
This is what I was taught in driver's training: as long as you cross the other line and it's still yellow, you did the right thing by going through the yellow light. However, if it's red by the time you cross the line, you had time to stop.