Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I took a two-hour bus ride to get to orientation, got stuck a block away because the pedestrian sidewalk was closed, waited half-an-hour for my ride in the rain, when someone called the cops on me for acting suspicious. I got to the interview soaking wet, and they told me they'd rescheduled. FML
Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
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LauraAurora 0
That guy's a jerk.
gigi37 0
That's bullshit; it was obviously raining and other people had to wait in the rain too, I'm sure. Although they probably weren't as drenched as you... I hope you weren't going anywhere important..
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Comments (94)
douche_baggins 0
YDI for standing in the rain.
BadOwner 0
wtf is wrong with yall.... you always want ppl to jump to conclusions but when they do you always get pissed off
Jack_4194 1
Is that even legal? I feel like this is fake. I'm sure there were kids without umbrellas who were soaked.
Intoxicunt 6
It's not their fault you got wet. You stood in the rain for half an hour. Whether they splashed you or not, you'd still be soaking wet. Which makes me think, why didn't you wear a raincoat or something? Still, driver = asshole.
itscarrie 0
maybe she WAS wearing a raincoat??
n0lovesongs 0
FYL for sure. What a monday.... go eat some ben and jerry's, that shit makes the world go round.
colonel_crunk 0
Pricks I bet he gotta kick outta it I hate bus driver that ride off when your running to a bus stop just to get some excitement in thier life
Sophia93 0
I don't think this is FML; I think you just had a bad day. Maybe next time, you'll know to bring an umbrealla.
rightsaidred 3
And umbrella doesn't help if a bus comes up alongside you and and splashes the lower half of you. Dumbass.
liveBabylon 0
Aww **** that. I got a bus soaking wet right from the beach.. my bus driver didn't care.. :( FYL
Vagabones 0
It's not even raining today nor was it yesterday in Missouri, OP. Nice try, you lying nitwit.
777_alex_777 0
FMLs r set up w/ "Today, *insert FML* .FML" it doesnt necessarily have to be a literal "today", just whenever its convienient, and wth, the FML was funny anyways =P @OP, wouldnt a LOT of people be wet too? ...bus driver's dummy =P
barcelonaFC 0
it didnt rain in Missouri. Weather.com stupid liers