Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I took a two-hour bus ride to get to orientation, got stuck a block away because the pedestrian sidewalk was closed, waited half-an-hour for my ride in the rain, when someone called the cops on me for acting suspicious. I got to the interview soaking wet, and they told me they'd rescheduled. FML
Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
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LauraAurora 0
That guy's a jerk.
gigi37 0
That's bullshit; it was obviously raining and other people had to wait in the rain too, I'm sure. Although they probably weren't as drenched as you... I hope you weren't going anywhere important..
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DbeX 0
In my district, doing that gets you fired PRONTO
midwestjerk 0
Um, bullshit. Not the FML (though it could be) but the driver's not allowing you on. He's in no position to say "you're too wet". Unless you were covered in mud and shit, there is no way he could deny you access to the bus. If you can recall the bus/route number, call the bus company with the time and date of the incident and report his ass.
wazdog 4
How could you start to go in a bus that's moving? Or does the woman mean she neared the curb?
itscarrie 0
i think she means she started to go back into her house?? i could be wrong...
loltoyoutoo 0
i think she meant like the doors opened and just as she was ready the bus driver said that and then turned the corner ? . . . something like that . It confused me sorta too o O;
GleeIsTransient 0
damn, how slow you people are!!! She was waiting for her bus for a long time. She decided to go back inside her home to wait. The bus turned the corner when she wasn't looking. She was splashed with water because of the bus turning the corner. Then the bus driver wouldn't allow her to ride in the bus because she was soaking wet. It's not that hard to get. #34, u definitely are right. u are talking to retards.
mousy 0
That's bullcrap Ring up the bus company and make a complaint
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
well if u were waiting in the rain u were already wet so it doesnt really matter.
allie2590 31
FYL... Seriously, some bus drivers have such a stick up their ass. If it was raining, there is no way you're the only wet person who needs to ride the bus. Make a complaint.
SpitFyre 0
You should have just gotten on the damn bus anyway. Report that driver's ass.
lologirl419 0
If it's a school bus, they CAN'T do that. I would report the driver to your county. And anyway, I'm sure other people were plenty wet, too. It was RAINING, right?
TheViking_fml 0
are you ugly? that could have been why
alijacket 0
I don't know how this could be real. Not saying it's fake, but I really don't think is allowed. Bus drivers to have some say as to who's allowed on, but because you're too wet? I've never heard of such a thing. And really, I doubt you can damage plastic seats with WATER. If this really did happen, you should've gotten his name and reported him.
ohemgeeroxas 3
you'd be surprised, #43. some bus drivers are just pure assholes. you know how they're not supposed to not let a kid get on the bus if their metrocard isn't working? my friend's school pass wasn't working, the dude kicked him off the bus. and some have verbally mouthed off to me and my friends, when we haven't really been doing anything.
rachel7482 0
wut a bitchy bus driver