Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
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Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I took a two-hour bus ride to get to orientation, got stuck a block away because the pedestrian sidewalk was closed, waited half-an-hour for my ride in the rain, when someone called the cops on me for acting suspicious. I got to the interview soaking wet, and they told me they'd rescheduled. FML
Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
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LauraAurora 0
That guy's a jerk.
gigi37 0
That's bullshit; it was obviously raining and other people had to wait in the rain too, I'm sure. Although they probably weren't as drenched as you... I hope you weren't going anywhere important..
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Comments (94)
123sploosh 0
lucky bastard.
feminist19 0
14th
djqlue 0
it's funny because no matter how much of an fml this is, you always get jerks who vote "you totally deserved it"
BadOwner 0
#15 right on
TheMikeyK 0
Bus driver's an asshole. You should have whacked him with your umbrella.
spamme 0
last comment!
tmptmptmp 0
not for long!
RatIsKing 0
BUS STRIKE!!! AFTER you take it home :)
the_stereotype 0
i'm not one to condone to vandalism, but i would definitely let the air out of those tires or you could have said, "bitch, you just messed ME up!"
ayashe 2
Report him. Some bus drivers are such creeps.
plexico 4
He lied. Bus upholstery is designed to withstand abuse by the dregs of society. You are just too ugly to be allowed on the bus. And when you are ugly by public transportation standards, . . .
inconvienentgurl 0
he might actually be lying >.> if u pay 4 like a city bus they technically r spose to let u on the bus!! public transportation...could cause problems w/ the driver at his job if some1 saw or he was reported...who would risk that? its soo stupid. if it was a school bus he has too let you on!! ur not allowed to just pass by a student if they're right there... (unless u r a problem) be glad he didnt just skip cause he doesnt like u...or maybe he did? XD
plexico 4
Come on, inconvienentgurl, isn't "ugly" still the simplest and most likely explanation?
jgupta86 0
What an ass driver, but that feels like grounds to complain on. You cant be denied access for something like that.