Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML
Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Today, I was security at a shopping centre and tried to stop a guy from drinking in public. He told me to fuck off and "go play cops and robbers somewhere else", so I tried to escort him to the security office. He picked me up with one hand and threw me in the fountain. My boss let him go with a warning. I hate my job. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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easyprey 8
If you spin the sign fast enough maybe it would of dried you off
WCARlover 35
Those prostitutes are defensive of their corners!
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Comments (95)
luckyd880 12
Don't piss off the hookers!
luckyd880 12
Btw those "water balloons" were condoms.
yahoowizard 16
Yup. Used condoms. And the stuff in the balloons? Not water.
jasmine1259 2
If she was a pro like me she'd have five corners and wouldn't mind sharing.
SliceOfCake 9
Pro hooker?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yup. Otherwise know as a "revolving door"
Riley97 0
At least it wasn't chipotle. Or shit..
duckiegirl21 10
What's the difference?
OkitaCockroach 19
At least they didn't assume you were the one for sale :o)
AugustBurnsToast 14
Next time be prepared to use the sign as a shield.
aileen15 15
lmfaooo I just pictured that i do agree with u plus that would b frekin hilarious dodgin stuff all day and gettin paid for tht hahaha
chemchic 7
eeeesh your language is... just plain terrible.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
My eyes bled after attempting to read that!
aileen15 15
aw thanks I love how ppl love to insult other people to make them feel better and a badass I hope u two both feel better about urselves :) I love makin people happy :)
UrCapsLockOn 12
i bet u looked hot in ur yet clothes thats why he left u there ;)
Branflakes78 13
just shut up
kaymi 17
How do we know what your advertising for if your spinning the sign? Never got that. It also made me think of an episode of 1000 ways to die when the guy sliced his throat doing that while challenging the dude across the street.
Bekll 31
you're you're (again)
kaymi 17
It was a typo dude. I was typing too fast. Kick a boulder.
Levvy 22
TYPE FASTER! TYPE FASTER! The velociraptors are closing in! In the name of all that is holy and human, type faster!
ImTheAlpha 30
I saw that. It was gruesome.
kandi_kid69 15
Get off the hoes corner then, OP.
martinv19 6
You should have used the sign as a shield!!
malters 9
I thought that hookers could "work" with anyone